The I like Baseball of Western Arba Fir is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, triple-decker prams, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, devout population of 733 million Yodle Servants have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fairfax. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.6%.

The thriving a Servant of Yodle economy, worth 65.7 trillion Baseballs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,682 Baseballs, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, a PhD just ain't what it used to be, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site, and Fairfax's flashy holiday light displays can be seen from space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Western Arba Fir's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Western Arba Fir is ranked 92,245^th in the world and 144^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,682.9 on the Gilded Widget Scale.